And They Even Had Cup Cakes

#Disclaimer-If   you have just eaten a cup cake I bear no responsibility for resulting barf form reading this. The past week has been a big week for the boys at the IDF, not only did the take out Zuheir Al-Queisi, secretary general of the Popular Resistance Committees, in yet another targeted assassination, after seemingly to get approval for it from Netenyahu’s visit to Barak Obama at the Whitehouse .They also managed to test out their much vaunted Iron Dome System, whose one third success rate seems rather dismal after the millions spent on it. And before the bodies were even settled in their graves, the makers of the Iron dome Rafael immediately begun to raise  half a billion shekels on its some what questionable results. But the excitement for the IDF did not just end there . Coinciding with the results of the extra  judicial attack on Al Queisi was the annual American Friends of the IDF Annual Fundraising Ball. And despite the fact that Benny was meant to  have his hands filled  catching fire crackers coming over the fence from Gaza, the intrepid leader of the IDF took time out to appear  live via satellite at the ball- Alas for poor Gilad Shalit , he to  wheeled out via satellite to thrill the gussied-up women in low-cut gowns and bespectacled men in tuxedos sipping  chardonnay while  half a world away the Israeli soldiers for whom they were raising money were manning anti-rocket batteries along the Israel-Gaza border. But the real star of the night was  a combat soldier named Doron who operates one of the Iron Dome anti-missile batteries and appeared alongside Gantz in the satellite broadcast.  one can only imagine the thrilled gasps of the  gussied-up women in low-cut gowns as Doron explained he had managed to intercept 4 missiles.

The Gorgeous Gussied up Gals in Low Cut Gowns.

The FIDF managed to raise a whopping $26 million  tax-free American dollars for their boys in Israel in just one night. But perhaps even better news it has provided Rafael the makers of the Iron Dome investors for the half billion shekels fund-raising venture they announced Monday morning after the attack. After such a thrilling evening the gorgeous gussied up gals in low-cut gowns will be panting to invest with Rafael. Never mind the 20 dead from the murderous Israeli attack, or the 80 men women and many children whose injuries have not even begun to heal. And I know someone is happy look at Bibi

והשמש זורחת לי מהתחת.

Grinning like the cat the licked the cream, one has to wonder if he owns shares in Rafael. Its been a great week for Bibi. After singing for his supper at AIPAC at the beginning of the week  , 26 million in the pocket after the ball and a sucessful weapons test, the man is rolling in it. The only thing he lacks now is Nijads head on a plate.

Oh and the barf inducing cup cakes….


Big Violent Benny Gantz

IDF Blog Exaggerations or Someones telling porkies

Over300/200 or166

This has to be the the saddest propaganda attempt yet.In their latest article they claim “Over the past four days, life has become unbearable for the people of southern Israel. With over 300 rockets exploding in Israeli territory, their days were reduced to keeping within 15 seconds of a bomb shelter.
At the end of the article the number dwindles to 200, ” For real-time updates visit our updating post: Israel Under Fire: More Than 200 Rockets Fired From Gaza”.
But look to the right of the article they have conveniently placed a rocket counter for all to see which states that 166 rockets were fired.So much for the much vaunted Iron Dome System, that they have wasted millions on here the figures show that it has failed to destroy 2 thirds of the missiles fired from Gaza.

Gaza Fire crackers compared to Israeli guided missiles...

If they wern’t such evil B’sturds one could almost feel sad at the pathetic effort put into this public record of the IDF efforts, but instead the tears of laughter are running down my cheeks as I type.